I've Got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy Down in My Heart

Verse 1:
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart! (Where?)
Down in my heart! (Where?)
Down in my heart!

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart! (Where?)
Down in my heart to stay!

Chorus:
And I'm so happy,
So very happy.
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart! (Down in my heart!)
And I'm so happy,
So very happy.
I've got the love of Jesus in my heart!

Verse 2:
I've got the love, love, love, love, etc.

Verse 3:
I've got the peace that passes understanding, etc.

Verse 4:
I've got the wonderful love of my blessed redeemer way down in the depths of my heart, etc.

Verse 5 (Methodists):
I've got the chicken-lickin' Methodism down in my heart, etc.

Anyone know others?

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I've Been Redeemed by the Blood of the Lamb

Verse 1:
I've been redeemed (echo)
By the blood of the Lamb (echo)
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb,
By the blood of the Lamb.

I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb,
Filled with the Holy Ghost I am.
All my sins are washed away.
I've been redeemed.

Verse 2:
Oh you can't get to heaven (echo)
On Superman (echo)
Oh you can't get to heaven on Superman
On Superma-a-a-an.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on Superman.
God might be a Batman fan.
All my sins are washed away.
I've been redeemed.

Verse 3: (Follows above format)
Oh, you can't get to heaven on rollerskates.
You'll roll right past those pearly gates.

Verse 4:
Oh, you can't get to heaven in a Prius car
A Prius car won't go that far

Verse 5:
Oh, you can't get to heaven by wearing cleats
They might mess up those golden streets.

Verse 6:
Oh, you can't get to heaven on the Enterprise
The Enterprise don't fly that high.

Verse 7:
Oh, you can't get to heaven wearing Christian tees
Christian tees ain't Peter's keys

Verse 8:
Oh, you can't get to heaven with a money hoard
A money hoard just ain't the Lord


Feel free to add other verses in the comments, the cornier the better. Some of these I made up, some I've just collected over the years.