Sunday, October 12, 2008

I've Been Redeemed by the Blood of the Lamb

Verse 1:
I've been redeemed (echo)
By the blood of the Lamb (echo)
I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb,
By the blood of the Lamb.

I've been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb,
Filled with the Holy Ghost I am.
All my sins are washed away.
I've been redeemed.

Verse 2:
Oh you can't get to heaven (echo)
On Superman (echo)
Oh you can't get to heaven on Superman
On Superma-a-a-an.

Oh, you can't get to heaven on Superman.
God might be a Batman fan.
All my sins are washed away.
I've been redeemed.

Verse 3: (Follows above format)
Oh, you can't get to heaven on rollerskates.
You'll roll right past those pearly gates.

Verse 4:
Oh, you can't get to heaven in a Prius car
A Prius car won't go that far

Verse 5:
Oh, you can't get to heaven by wearing cleats
They might mess up those golden streets.

Verse 6:
Oh, you can't get to heaven on the Enterprise
The Enterprise don't fly that high.

Verse 7:
Oh, you can't get to heaven wearing Christian tees
Christian tees ain't Peter's keys

Verse 8:
Oh, you can't get to heaven with a money hoard
A money hoard just ain't the Lord


Feel free to add other verses in the comments, the cornier the better. Some of these I made up, some I've just collected over the years.

6 comments:

Steven Manuel said...

Well you can't get to heaven
Wearing dirty blue jeans..

'Cause God don't got no washing machines!


I have no idea what that verse means, but I sure remember singing it at camp!

Jess said...

Well you CAN get to heaven,
through Jesus Christ

Cos He's the Way, the Truth and Life!

mooreyoungins said...

You can't get to Heaven in a rockin' chair, 'cause a rockin' chair don't go nowhere.

You can't get to Heaven in a Lazy Boy chair, 'cause God don't want no lazy bones there.

You can't get to Heaven in a limosine, 'cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.

You can't get to Heaven in a rocket ship, 'cause a rocket ship won't take that trip.

mooreyoungins said...

You can't get to Heaven in a rockin' chair, 'cause a rockin' chair don't go nowhere.

You can't get to Heaven in a limosine, 'cause the Lord don't sell no gasoline.

You can't get to Heaven in a rocket ship, 'cause a rocket ship won't make that trip.

You can't get to Heaven in a Lazy Boy chair, 'cause God don't want no lazybones there.

April said...

"oh you can't get to heaven in a red canoe (in a red canoe) cause God's favorite color is royal blue!"

eli said...

you can talk about me
all that you please (2x)

you can talk about me all that you please
i can talk about you while on my knees

all my sins are washed away

I've been redeemed